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- Just How Sleazy Are You? Take the TEST
SLEAZE TEST
I think that most of you will be going to hell!
NOTE: Before taking this test, make sure you have a pen and paper handy to keep score.
ENJOY!!!
(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point
(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? 2 points
(3) Ever tried alcohol? 1 point
(4) Ever been drunk? 2 points
(5) Ever play drinking games? 2 points
(6) Ever fall down because you drank too much? 3 points
(7) Ever drink enough to throw up? 4 points bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person 1 point
(8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? 5 points
(9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar? 8 points
(10) Ever participated in/finished a pub brawl? 5 points
(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week? 3 points bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? 4 points
(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? 4 points for each one tried
(14) Do you do drugs regularly? 4 points bonus: at least 4 times a week 4 points
(15) Ever bought soft drugs? 4 points
(16) Ever sell drugs? 8 points
(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? 12 points
(18) Ever used barbituates? 8 points
(19) Ever used hallucinogens? 8 points
(20) Ever used narcotics? 10 points
(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? 8 points
(22) Ever been on a date? 2 points
(23) Ever been felt up, groped? 2 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points
(24) Ever had sexual intercourse? 6 points
(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? 5 points
(26) Ever paid for sex? 8 points
(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? 4 points
(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? 8 points
(29) Ever engage in oral sex? 4 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points
(30) Ever engage in anal sex? 6 points bonus: to orgasm 2 points
(31) Ever engage in the 69 position?4 points
(32) Ever contract an STD? 12 points
(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive? 4 points
(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? 12 points
(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? 4 points
(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? 9 points
(37) Ever had sex in a public place? 6 points
(38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? 4 points
(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? 10 points
(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? 6 points
(41) Ever used sex toys? 6 points
(42) Ever pass out during sex? 5 points
(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? 4 points
(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? 3 points
(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop? 3 points
(46) Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? 1 point toes - 2 points ears - 1 point
(47) Ever have sex with a relative? 5 points
(48) Ever make soemone sleep in the wet spot? 6 points
(49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on? 20 points
(50) Ever been arrested? 8 pointsbonus: if convicted7 points
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SCORING:
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal,you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.
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