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Worry, God knows all about you.
Jesus is coming, look busy!
Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole!)
JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!
I've found Jesus... He's in my trunk
The Big Bang Theory -- God spoke and BANG, it happened
Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over
Geez if you belive in honkus.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
I FOUND JESUS...he's in the truck of my car...you can see him for five dollars.
Born again pagan.
God, please protect me from your followers.
God is living in Canada and doesn't want to get involved!