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Strange Newspaper Headlines
1 Two Convicts Evade Noose: Jury Hung - US newspaper
2 30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
3 Abattoir staff will be halved - Chester Mail
4 Actual Headline: Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
5 After the 1745 rebellion, the British Government made it illegal for Scotsmen to wear tartan kilts. The law continued until 1832.
6 Air Head Fired
7 Alton Attorney accidentally sues himself.
8 Army vehicle disappears. An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
9 Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
10 Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
11 Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
12 Ban On Boxing After Death
13 Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
14 Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
15 Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
16 Blow To Head Is Common Cause Of Brain Injury
17 Bodies in garden are a plant says wife
18 Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
19 Boy Wanted To Kill Man
20 British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
21 British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
22 Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir
23 Car Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
24 Caskets found as worker demolish mausoleum. 'We had no idea anyone was buried there.'
25 Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
26 Child's death ruins couple's holiday
27 Child's stool great for use in garden
28 City Wants Dead To Pay For Cleanup
29 Cold wave linked to temperatures
30 County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds.
31 Crash courses for private pilots - The Daily Telegraph
32 CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
33 Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
34 Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
35 Dealers will hear car talk at noon
36 Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
37 Debate about hanging suspended
38 Deer Kill 17,000
39 Dog Attacks Rocket
40 Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town
41 Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
42 Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
43 Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
44 Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
45 Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
46 Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
47 Eye Drops off Shelf
48 Farmer Bill Dies in House
49 Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons
50 Filming in cemetery angers residents - The Evening Standard
51 Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
52 Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
53 Gas rig men grilled by villagers - The Oxford Times
54 Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning
55 Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
56 Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
57 Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
58 House passes gas tax onto senate
59 Hypochondriacs aren't OK
60 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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