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Strange Golfing Quotes
HERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR HEAD DOWN - PLAY GOLF AND PRAY . - Lee Trevino
A LITTLE GIRL WAS AT HER FIRST GOLF LESSON WHEN SHE ASKED AN INTERESTING QUESTION: 'IS THE WORD SPELLED P-U-T OR P-U-T-T?' SHE ASKED THE INSTRUCTOR.
'P-U-T-T IS CORRECT,' HE REPLIED.
'PUT MEANS TO PLACE A THING WHERE YOU WANT IT. PUTT MEANS MERELY A VAIN ATTEMPT TO DO THE SAME THING.'
ART SAID HE WANTED TO GET MORE DISTANCE. I TOLD HIM TO HIT IT AND RUN BACKWARD. - Ken Venturi , on Art Rosenbaum
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THE ONLY THING IN MY BAG THAT WORKS IS THE BUG SPRAY. - Bruce Lansky
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GOLF IS A GAME IN WHICH THE SLOWEST PEOPLE IN THE
WORLD ARE THOSE IN FRONT OF YOU, AND THE FASTEST ARE THOSE BEHIND.
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I'VE HAD A GOOD DAY WHEN I DON'T FALL OUT OF THE CART. - Buddy Hackett
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RELAX? HOW CAN ANYBODY RELAX AND PLAY GOLF? YOU HAVE TO GRIP THE CLUB, DON'T YOU? - Ben Hogan
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MY BODY IS HERE, BUT MY MIND HAS ALREADY TEED OFF.
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I FOUND OUT THAT ALL THE IMPORTANT LESSONS OF LIFE ARE CONTAINED IN THE THREE RULES FOR ACHIEVING A PERFECT GOLF SWING:
1. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
2. FOLLOW THROUGH.
3. BE BORN WITH MONEY
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YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY IN THIS GAME.
JUST ASK MY EX WIVES. BOTH OF THEM ARE SO RICH THAT NEITHER OF THEIR HUSBANDS WORK . - Lee Trevino
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