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Vol 847 - Nov. 01, 2009 - Strange Occcupations - You Might Be A Nurse If...
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange "PC" Quotes: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." (This guy has nailed it.) “Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.” "I am sorry sir, this is a non-smoking mountain." -- Broadcaster David Frost on what official told friend about to light up on skiing holiday at Aspen. “The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct” "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." George Bernard Shaw "A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money." G. Gordon Liddy "Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." Douglas Casey, Georgetown U. (1992) "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." Ronald Reagan (1986) ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - You Might Be a Nurse if? You Might Be A Nurse If... ~ You avoid unhealthy looking peoples in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off. ~ It doesn't bother you to eat a candy bar with one hand while performing digital stimulation on your patient with the other hand. ~ You've had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of shots." ~ You've ever bet on someone's blood alcohol level. ~ You plan your next meal while performing gastric lavage. ~ You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick. ~ You have your weekends off planned a year in advance. ~ You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered food. ~ You know it's a full moon without having to look at the sky. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE & GOOFY INVENTIONS - STRANGE TOOTHPICK DISPENSER - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/156299.html STRANGE FAMILIES! GOLDIE HAWN & KATE HUDSON - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/156371.html STRANGE GUNS AND WEAPONS - STRANGE GUN/KNIFE - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/155490.html STRANGE DOUBLE TOE BALANCING ACT - AMAZING GYMNASTS-1 - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/155819.html STRANGE SCARECROWS AROUND THE WORLD - JAPAN RICE FIELDS - KIMONO - STRANGE WIG - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/156718.html STRANGE SATELLITE PICTURE OF EUROPE AT NIGHT - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/156761.html REDNECK SUV TRAILER HAULING PROBLEM - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/156807.html STRANGE MILITARY AIRCRAFT - COOL NIGHT SHOT - OSPREY - - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/156846.html LATOYA JACKSON - 1991 TO 2006 - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/156857.html STRANGE HELICOPTERS - MI-10 SOVIET - 1950'S - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/156869.html 1953 CUSTOM CORVETTE HARD TOP - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/156888.html STRANGE CANNED FOODS! - REINDEER PATE' - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/156907.html STRANGE LIGHTNING DISPLAYS - HUGE STRIKE IN THE HARBOR! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/156946.html COOL SPIRALING SKYDIVER - MULTICOLORED SMOKE DISPLAY! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/156959.html STRANGE CUSTOM CAR - COOL WOODIE FOR SURFING? - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/156960.html STRANGE LOOK-ALIKES - BRITISH ROYALTY - PRINCESS EUGENIE - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/156980.html TORPEDO TEST ON DECOMMISSIONED WARSHIP - 5 - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/157004.html SPIDERS AND THEIR STRANGE SPIDER WEBS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/157010.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - Strange Products - Gimmicks - Items - Inventions http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/category/100475_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week A Strange Redneck Love Poem - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/156998.html 12 Strange Accidental Deaths - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/157099.html Disorder In The Court - More Stupid Attorney Q's - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/22948.html Stupid Lawyer Questions in Court - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/22745.html You Could Be a Cop if.. - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/22244.html Strange Court Cases - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/21946.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Work, Job, Corporate - Boss Jokes & Business Humor http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/category/119_1.html ================================== Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html 
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