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Vol 845 - Oct. 25, 2009 - The Strange Laws of Work
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes About Children and Parenting: Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. (David Frost) Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. (James T. Adams) Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Jim Bishop) Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. (Ralph Bus) There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. (Bob Phillips) Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.' (Joe Namath) There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. (Mona Crane) ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Laws of Work The Laws of Work If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. Following the rules will not get the job done. Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. No matter how much you do, you never do enough. A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done, and what you're going to do. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing. If you are good, you will complete all your assigned work. If you're really good, you'll get out of it. You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== HIPPO IN THE LAKE WITH LITTLE FROG ON HIS NOSE! - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/155450.html STRANGE FAMILIES! BLYTHE DANNER & GWENETH PALTROW - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/156370.html STRANGE MOVIE MISTAKES AND MESS UPS! - THE USUAL SUSPECTS - FOUR ENGINE PLANE HAS TWO! - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/156477.html STRANGE LITTLE ROCKET CAR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/156519.html STRANGE SNOW VEHICLES AND MACHINES - AUTO & VAN BODIES - PROPELLER POWERED - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/156129.html OLDE WWI WAR PHOTOS - TRENCH WARFARE - RIFLE MOUNTED ON WOOD TO SHOOT WITHOUT STICKING HEAD UP FOR SNIPER - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/156237.html CRAZY NEW CORVETTE - 450 HP V8 - $99,995.00 - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/156647.html AREA 51 - STRANGE UFO SIGHTINGS & BLACK OPS - SPECIAL RARE PHOTOS - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/156690.html FINALLY - A 'OFFICIAL' FORMAL APOLOGY FORM - JUST FILL IT OUT - ALL'S FORGIVEN! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/156691.html AMAZING JAGUAR XKE WITH AWESOME 'JAGUAR' PAINT JOB! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/156692.html STRANGE LOOK AT KANSAS FARMS FROM SPACE! - AWESOME! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/156693.html SEVERE PENALTY FOR SPEEDING IN SWEDEN ! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/156694.html PARIS HILTONS 2 CUSTOM DOGHOUSES - $250,000 ! - 8 - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/156695.html STRANGE SCARECROWS AROUND THE WORLD - FANCY! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/156712.html STRANGE GIRLS SOCCER - COVER UP EVERYTHING IMPORTANT! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/156745.html STRANGE SOCCER MASCOT - LOOPY BLONDE MILKMAID - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/156750.html STRANGE OLDE FISHING PIX - LADY CATCHES TWO HUGE FISH! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/156756.html STRANGE WEATHER CONDITIONS - BEAUTIFUL FALL COLORS! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/156758.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - SOP - B - OLDE VEHICLES - CARS & TRUCKS - 1940 - 1980 http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/category/100888_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week Top 10 Strange College Courses - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/156602.html 1943 - Tips on Getting More Efficiency from your Women Employees - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/113503.html Police Harassment - An Officers Explanation - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/113434.html Our Morons in The Senate and House - Don't Travel With These People! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/116796.html Sarcastic Out of Office e-mail Replies - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/116798.html Strange Actual Newspaper Headlines - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/113082.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Women, Men, Parents - Humor & Jokes - The Battlefield http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/category/117_1.html ================================== Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html 
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