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Vol 836 - Sept. 23, 2009 - Some Strange British Signs
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? How come wrong numbers are never busy? ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Some Strange British Signs British Signs Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE CHEERLEADERS OF THE NFL! - DALLAS COWBOYS - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/155758.html STRANGE MOTORCYCLE WHEELIE - WRONG - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/155304.html HIPPO MOUTH WIDE OPEN - STRANGE TEETH! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/155444.html STRANGE SOCCER PICTURES - TAUNTING THE REFEREE - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/155679.html STRANGE SOCCER PICTURES - STRANGE RAINBOW OVER STADIUM - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/155683.html GREAT AMERICAN CARS FROM THE 50'S & 60'S - 1963 FORD GALAXIE 500 XL FASTBACK - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/155699.html STRANGE AIRPLANE RACE - MILITARY JET VS.TINY EXPERIMENTAL! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/155800.html CHANCE VOUGHT V-173 /3XF5U 'FLYING FLAPJACK' - 1 - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/154208.html STRANGE HUMAN TOWERS! 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